Reflections of the Morris Family

Friday, August 8, 2008

Our Naked Chef

Need I say more? I'm sure she'll appreciate the bow in the back a few years from now.

Posted by Teresa at 10:41 AM

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KrisJ said...: HULARIOUS!; August 11, 2008 at 3:23 PM

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The Cutest Kids

The Cutest Kids

I may be bias, but they are pretty cute!

Funny Morris Quotes

Eden (5 yrs - 2/16/12) - While having our family scripture after dinner, we were talking about the simple things we are supposed to do. Other answers were going to church, saying prayers, reading scriptures, being kind, etc. Eden answers, "Being nice to our own family, even when we like another family more." Dad - "What family do you like more than ours?" Eden - "ANGELA'S!"
Jake (6 yrs - 9/1/11) - this is the abbreviated version of a very difficult morning getting ready to go to school - "If you don't make me lunch, I'm going to die, because I'm not eating hot lunch!" Mom - "Well, that will be very sad, because we will miss you. But, just in case, who should I invite to the funeral?" Jake - "All the stupid people!!" Mom - "How should I address the invitations? If I call them stupid, I don't think they'll come." (Dad's only addition is trying to muffle his laughter from behind me)
Eden (5 yrs - 8/24/11) - "There is a girl in my class that makes me cough." Mom - "What? Does she smell different that you?" Eden - "No, I think it is her breath."
Wyatt (almost 3 - 8/26/11) - "Daddy, why do you have your karates on?" Dad - "Why do you have YOUR karates on?" Wyatt - "No sir, I have me jammies on!"
Jake (6 yrs - 6/26) - "Dad, you're not fat, but you have too much weight."
Wyatt (2 yrs - 4/13) - "Mommy, my vitamin went bye-bye" Mom - "Where did it go?" Wyatt - "In nose" And off we go to the doctor for our first sinus rinse.
Eden (4 yrs - 4/14) - "We should go in the basement if there are storm tomatoes." Mom - "Tornadoes?" Eden - "Yeah."
Eden (4yrs) - "Mommy, you're good at changing batteries and changing diapers."
Jake (6 yrs) - "For Christmas I want the biggest muscles in the world, but I think I'll ask Jesus for them because that will be faster."
Eden's funny list (3 yrs) - "Dad, when is your hair going to come off like Papa's?", "The girl Bro. Stanworth cuts my hair.", "We don't say poop at the table, we don't."
Eden (3 yrs) - Miscellaneous additions to her prayers "Bless me to have glasses" & "Bless my room to be cleaned". After someone else prayed & with a stern look..."You did not bless Wyatt's leg to feel better."
Avery (7 yrs) - "Mom, my kankle hurts." Mom - "Your what?" "My kankle" "Show me." "Right here in my mouth." "Oohhh, your canker."
Jake (almost 5) - "I just smelled my foot and it smells like ham and bacon."
Eden (3 yrs) - "Look at my bum! It has a crack in it."
Jake (almost 5) - "I'm mean with envy."
Avery (6 3/4 yrs) - Mom - "Bye! Have a great day! Love you!" Avery - "Be healthy and strong, Mama!"
Eden (2 3/4 yrs) - "Jesus died on the cross for us, so we could have EASTER!" (ummm...close!)
Jake (4 yrs) - "Do you remember that Papa has a big, huge hole in the middle of his head where there's no hair? I think the birds ate it."
Eden (2 yrs) - Dad - "Eden, what makes you happy?" Eden - "I make mine self happy by mine self!"
Jake (4 yrs) - "We're going to Bro. Stanworth's. The one that likes the Broncos."
Eden (2 yrs) - "It's on like Donkey Kong!"
Jake (4 yrs) - Hearing a cat fight outside "Why is Rudy fighting with monsters?"
Jake (4 yrs) - "Does Wyatt have a neck, yet?" Mom - "Yes." Jake - "Then why can't we see it?"
Avery's (4 yrs, I think) famous scripture - "I will do what I will do and they will say what they will say."
Eric's (32 yrs) answer to Teresa asking if the kids' rooms were vacuumed - "No, we didn't do any deep cleaning."
Jake (4 yrs) - "The tallest of Eden and Wyatt is me, and the tallest of me is Avery."

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